Can I just start by saying that Drama Queens SUCK big fat monkey balls. The truth is, they just have low self esteem. Think of all the times that these people have thrown you under the bus, then gotten in that bus and backed over you...many times. If you ever encounter someone who says "Oh my god, like I am going to say anything"...RUN.....because this person is without a doubt a CERTIFIED DRAMA QUEEN!!! All they are thinking at that moment in time is "Who can I tell first!!!" So while you think that you can trust this person with your latest rant about work, husband, or crazyass friend......you will soon see your rant but in a much worse version next to the picture of Britney Spears not wearing any underwear on the cover of "Us Weekly." And what will this little bitch drama queen be doing....sitting back smiling and eating Bon Bons.
I'm not talking High School people, these are supposed to be adults. You know, Grown Ups, Over 30s... Now I know that all of you can relate....close your eyes and think back to your work day...I am sure that you have those people at work who hang around the "watercooler" and gossip about everyone and everything, but they don't just gossip....they embelish....and with ever word out of their mouth they think they are making you look bad and themselves look better. Perhaps your work even has a clique of drama queens.......if this is the case I feel extremely bad for you and you should find a different job ASAP. Because the truth is, these drama queens don't care if they ruin your lunch, your day, or your career....it's all about THEM!!!!!! The truth is that you can't escape them...one head falls off another one just grows in its place, and usually much worse. Watch out for the knives folks, its coming to a back near you.
I wonder if drama queens think that they are on their own personal little stage with their own personal spotlight.......I'm talking about those drama queens who don't make you their victim....they are their own victim.....the martyr! The tears, the whoa is me, everyone is out to get me, my life sucks, it was the "WORST" ever person....you know who I am talking about, it could even be you!!! I swear I know some drama queens that have given Academy Award winning performances.......not good for my gag reflex! If you are one of these people please do me a favor and STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!! You do not need to cry because you chipped your nail polish, broke a heel..your life is not over because your fish died and you're having a bad hair day.....GOD FORBID BOTH THESE THINGS HAPPENED ON THE SAME DAY!!! Do the world a favor and get a therapist. Because the Truth is you are just not happy with your self, and you know deep down inside that you really SUCK.
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